Re: Domino’s new pizza
How come everybody is suddenly a pizza aficionado when they want to bad-mouth Domino’s? Isn’t it a bit like complaining that one company’s donuts suck shit compared to another company’s donuts? They’re donuts. I’m not going to get on some panel and complain that the frosting on Dunkin’ Donuts’ donuts tastes like the wax paper they wrap them in — and not just because I don’t care that much, but because I’m considerate of others’ feelings.
Maybe I have a crude palette, but if I went to some fancy pizzeria and they swapped out my order with a slice of Domino’s, I probably wouldn’t even notice, so long as they cleaned up the presentation a bit. To be honest, in most cases I care about the visual aesthetics of the food I’m about to eat more than the taste itself. What can I say? I have the eye of a master painter.
What Domino’s really should have done is followed all those people around who were complaining about their pizza to see how often they even ate pizza. They would’ve realized that those snobs aren’t ever going to be won over by this new “pizza turnaround” ad campaign.
Moral: BE YOURSELF. Somebody already loves you for it.
